@mike After this, there is no turning back. You take the big egg—the story ends, you wake up in your birdhouse and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the small egg—you stay on Mastodon, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the toots.
@mike i won't let you down mike!!
@toffee this is such a fucking good post toffee you're hired.