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toffee the cat @toffee

@mike After this, there is no turning back. You take the big egg—the story ends, you wake up in your birdhouse and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the small egg—you stay on Mastodon, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the toots.

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@toffee this is such a fucking good post toffee you're hired.

@toffee @mike

Look, I'd love to do the rabbit hole thingy with you, but in all honesty, that is one BIG egg!

I'm going to make myself the best omelette ever next morning, because ignorance is bliss 🥚