Rachel: The Sequel to Myst @thornyonmain@glitch.social

pronouns:

she/her/miss jackson if you're nasty

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BTW I'M COLOURBLIND

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT

I CLENCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT

I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

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Although the Alpha Couple is purely fictional (Darnielle himself has been happily married since the 1990s),

OH MY GOD THE GIZMONDO GOT ONE TV COMMERCIAL EVER AND IT'S LITERALLY A BEE MOVIE MEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdD_cJkpc0k

there's always That Asshole in a tabletop game who, when you say the system, will go "oh, are we using [obscure and entirely outdated mechanic that everyone knows fell out of favor sometime around AD&D] in this campaign?"

SOLELY

SO HE GETS TO EXPLAIN

TO NEWER PARTY MEMBERS

HOW GOOD THEY HAVE IT THAT THEY DON'T NEED TO ROLL THAC0 ANY MORE

AND EATS UP LIKE 30 MINS OF THE SESSION

other people getting their friends into dark souls: play fair, sword & board, never summon in for help

me, getting my friends into dark souls: DARK SOULS IS OUT TO FUCK YOU. ALWAYS SUMMON FRIENDS FOR HELP, ABUSE BUGGY AI PATHING IF YOU HAVE TO, USE WHATEVER BUILD YOU WANT

(4e and earlier made it cost 0.3 essence)

I'm glad Shadowrun 5e made sure to make it clear that bottom surgery doesn't cause essence loss

admins: there hasn't been a ton of activity lately
me: idk everyone's probably busy with school
absent member: HEY SORRY I'VE BEEN INACTIVE MY WIFE HAD A BABY
absent member #2: oh, ours is six weeks now!!

me: .... o____________o

idk why y'all are so excited about Gackt's Birthday

also lmfao at ROH drawing low three figure attendances in the UK for their tour (which I actually didn't know happened whoops) while NJPW sold out two 3000 seat arenas and is contemplating booking Wembley next year

"what's holding Matt Riddle back from being an international wrestling superstar?"

weed.

the answer is weed.

that 8x12 collection of pixels? that's a lesbian and i will die defending her