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Forgot to use my deodorant this morning. Got very warm.
Of course I have stashed one away at work. But it smells different than the one I use at home, it smells strange - now *I* smell strange.
I will be irritated for the rest of the day. 
"Oh gawd, what's that smell? So fresh and woody?"
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"Ah, nevermind."
@TQ i don't know why i thought this is a penis joke for a sec…
@TQ i'm sorry for putting this in your mind
@meena I have no clue.
But yikes.