if i ever come off as unreflected drama queen,

please know: i don't have a functioning measuring stick for hardship.

and it's okay to tell me (to buzz off)

"I'll slip into something more comfortable"

*goes back to bed*

genders are like shoes. if they don't fit well, it looks a bit weird, and feels uncomfortable.

(and that's why i like to walk barefoot)

"unimportant but cute"

(or work, or other such things)

should i get a new Nintendo switch controller, so i can play Zelda Tears of the Kingdom for longer than an hour at a time?

or should i take the cue from the switch and goto bed??

- i like margarine better than butter.

- fuck citrus marmalade.
make jam out of literally everything else, stop taking up a whole shelf in shops

(why did the Brits take a word that meant "honey apple jam", and turned it to mean only "bitter jam is our culture"?

why are people falling for this??)

- al-dente pasta tastes like ass, and it took me close to a decade to realise why pasta is cooked al-dente: you have to finish cooking it in the actual sauce!! stop segrati

some animals, like moths, who don't live long enough for eating to make sense, have no mouth.

smol child: *screaming kicking in her sleep until she wakes herself up, so she can do more screaming and kicking*

(she has a slightly stuffy nose…)

8 hours earlier:

🎵 the cold never bothered me anyway 🎵

*flings hat scarf hoodie and jacket away*

This was a very cute family movie (my 4 year old daughter enjoyed it. She was hopping!)

I *absolutely* love the style.
Yes, you read that right: a Dreamworks animation, and I love the animation.

It's painted in broad strokes, the movement, especially in action scenes is often animated at 12 or 8 fps, it's makes it so easy to follow the *intent* of the action… it's *soooo* good.

I finally watched Glass Onion, and, wowie wow. somebody made a whole movie about how dumb Elon Musk is

it's good. I love the imagery, and the monologues. and a lot of things

I'll have to rewatch it.

Who is this generation's System of a Down or Rage Against The Machine?

i know it's basically illegal for queer people to exist without tattoos / died hair.

but first off: the only hair-die i want is grey, from mother nature.

and secondly:

e-ink tattoos: when?

whew… wow.
That sure was… a movie.

we're like 10 seconds in and this is already the weirdest shit i have seen in years.