Marlyn is a user on glitch.social. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse.
A fake vampire, or "shampire"
A vampire who wants your credit card details, or "scampire"
A vampire who sleeps in a tent, or "campire"
An illuminated vampire, or "lampire"
Count Dracewela's child, or "lambpire"
A vampire who's the empress of a bunch of footstools, or "the ottoman empire"
A slightly wet vampire, or "dampire"
A vampire wearing glittery makeup and tight leather jeans, or "glampire"
A vampire who assists with wheelchair accessibility, or "rampire"
A Biblical vampire, or "Father Abrahampire"
@Murkrow
A vampire with powers over electricity, or "ampire"
@marlyn a vampite who sends you endless electronic mail, or "spampire"
@Murkrow
A vampire who injured themselves while exercising, or a "crampire"
