Brain: Imagine the size of that cup
@kyzh in awe at the size of this lad. the absolute teakettle.
@kyzh plot twist: it's actually a small cup, and it's the strongest tea ever made
@kyzh THAT TeA ISN'T MADE IN YORKSHIRE!
I know this!
@kyzh
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@kyzh could stick a spoon up in that tea
also I almost choked on my custard cream laughing at this so
@kyzh eee by gum, lad!
@kyzh Well... If you're gonna have a proper brew...
@kyzh it’s really a pity my ex-boyfriend isn’t on Mastodon. He’d love that. He’d probably want to make a proportional cup of tea and he might possibly finish it.
@kyzh goddammit this had me laughing