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who wrote bash
why did they not write a "thanks" command
how am i supposed to thank my computer then
fiends
@kibi alias thanks="echo \"you're welcome :)\""
@kibi alternatively:
alias thanks="espeak \"you're welcome :)\""
@grainloom @kibi huh! TIL
@kibi make a pull request and if they dont accept it make a fork called 🅱️ash that does allow you to thank bash
@kibi `yes thanks`
@aschmitz this is brilliant
@kibi
$ cat thanks
#!/bin/bash
echo "You're quite welcome! :)"
$ chmod +x thanks
$ thanks
You're quite welcome! :)
@kibi
Merge request: all commands must now require pleases to function
@kibi that would probably be POSIX's job, to have an executable /bin/thanks
@kibi oh, you probably wanted to be using intercal? that's an easy mistake to make