it's almost summer and you know what that means
If you'd like to contact me outside of Mastodon, here's how you can:
1. Obtain a large skull. Human is ideal, but any sizable animal skull will do.
2. Fill skull with acorns, small stones, or wooden beads.
3. Exit your residence at 3 AM, your time.
4. Shake skull vigorously into the night air. I'll hear you eventually and will respond in kind.
you ever see something and just know it'd be your signature weapon in a fighting game
"y'all ain't ready" not in the sense of "this is good and i'm hyping it up" but in the sense of Show more
star war........ star war never changes
when will we get Birdo as a palette-swap of Yoshi in Smash like we deserve tho
It's been said that there are 3 types of people:
Those that see the glass as half full.
Those that see the glass as half empty.
Those that realize the first 2 are missing the point, the glass is refillable.
I still think about this regularly
(full original comic here: http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=391)
@averlydoesphotostuff @gravezwave that fits,... this one time we were driving from the Denver airport to Kimball NE ( the Kimball County Seat! has a stoplight now! ) when in-car GPS had started being a thing.
and you could get it to read, like, "you're on <road> near <fort worth>" or, like, whatever recognizable place you were near?
...
so at some point we were going along on some give-a-shit highway, and push the button and it was just like "you are near....." and then trailed off pointedly.
That one time...
I was "nowhere" (while traveling across the continent). The hot dogs were pretty alright tho!
#np #nowplaying #fediplay
https://youtu.be/aio0UxW0vbs
Suspiria - All In Pieces
Genre: Darkwave
true goths waged war against the romans tbh not to gatekeep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1ehAg5B9xs
during my journeys I found a crust punk band also named Komm Susser Tod
Please stay hydrated in this heat guys! Check yourself for symptoms of dehydration other than thirst, like dry/sticky eyes, muscle cramping, less sweating, headaches 
gotta love it when flowers seem to show up out of no where. came home to see these beauties in front of my house 💝
this evening's mood is listening to "Komm Susser Tod" in different video game soundfonts
The Necro Nom-nom-nomicon, teeth, body horror, jello mold Show more
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