Jazzy Doom @gravezwave@glitch.social
I'm the party cleric, hail Satan.
(she/her, queer aro/pan, goth, beginner witch)
Donate if you wanna: https://cash.me/$gravezwave
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it's almost summer and you know what that means
If you'd like to contact me outside of Mastodon, here's how you can:
1. Obtain a large skull. Human is ideal, but any sizable animal skull will do.
2. Fill skull with acorns, small stones, or wooden beads.
3. Exit your residence at 3 AM, your time.
4. Shake skull vigorously into the night air. I'll hear you eventually and will respond in kind.
you ever see something and just know it'd be your signature weapon in a fighting game
The Necro Nom-nom-nomicon, teeth, body horror, jello mold Show more
a brief summary of all my experiences online
1920s: finding occult things out of random, rare books and establishing a library
2020s: finding occult things out of the forgotten corners of the internet and filling a shared folder
it turns out medical questionnaires are more expensive than i remember and the course that implied they would be paying weekly in fact pay uhhh bi-monthly. i accounted for what i thought was a realistic worst case scenario of waiting another month before i got paid.
i have enough money to cover me for the next week or so and despite my protests apparently i need it to stretch to the second week of august so if you wanna help out or boost i would appreciate it.
https://www.paypal.me/MililaniVF
so i have a few big things i care about with the games and other media i make:
-i want to make experiences that make people feel things.
-i wanna make content that lets marginalized people know they're not alone.
-i want to spread positivity.
Big corporations don't have souls, they can't be good (or bad). They are like automatons. Wells Fargo can't be sorry, Wells Fargo isn't a person. Facebook can't be sorry. They are essentially a profit optimization algorithm that runs on humans and the bystander effect.
Oh, you guys haven’t seen some of the stuff I made! I painted my own galaxy pentacle and I have a pendulum board I’m working on to match.
[relatable content for good children june 30 2018 early edition]
A SLOVENLY CHILD: oh boy, that was a good meal, time to go outside and play, abandoning my dishes on the table and not washing my hands!
YOU (A GOOD CHILD): anything I've touched must be cleansed with fire lest it fall into the hands of my enemies, who can fashion a totem from any crumb that touched my lips and bend the universe against me through the connection I once had with it... I must move through this world without a trace
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What do you get if you come to my grand estate outside of town beyond the mists I can have my driver pick you up ha ha ha no don't put the part where I'm laughing that makes it sound like a trap no don't say anything about a trap this is a nice mailing list for jokes and invitations to my estate oh it's ruined do not send
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[next billing cycle: Jul 1]
this time next year, no matter what happens, i'll have doubled in strength.
matching images for you and a friend
Crow party
#photography #bw
