(Gets off of bus.)
Wow, here I am in Mastodon! The Silicon Peach! The Paris of the Internet!
Gosh, I may be a simple, bright-eyed farm girl from downtown Toronto with nothing but a pocket full of toonies and a head full of dreams, but something tells me I can really make something of myself here!
@nergdron It's all happening! ✨
City nicknames are all bad, btw.
Well, almost all.
@cute_weeds "ah, seattle. the windy city."
@iliana New York! The Shiny Chicago!
@cute_weeds what if all city nicknames were just relative to chicago
@cute_weeds "hey you going into the chicago today" "nah gonna stay home. commute sounds awful this morning"
@iliana One of the biggest problems cities face today is the growing Chicago/Chicago divide.
Dallas, Texas! The Forbidden Eggplant!
@cute_weeds THe Big D stands for "disaster" imo
@cute_weeds good post op
@cute_weeds ahhhhhhhhhhh I love this!