The plural of ski (the thing you put on your foot) is skii.
🎿 One ski
🎿 Two skii
@cute_weeds I think the rule is that you have to add an i for each ski there is
*skiiis
@cute_weeds I think that we can continue this series infinitely.
Three skiii
Four skiiii (or perhaps skiv)
Five skiiiii (or perhaps skv, though it's hard to pronounce)
@zvi (Counts carefully) Wow, look at those gorgeous skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
@cute_weeds
🎿 three skiii
🎿 four skiv
🎿 five skv
@BadWrongFun @zvi @Ulfra_Wolfe @theZacAttacks Why Mastodon is good: You can shitpost about Latin plurals and emojos and get a whole thread.
@cute_weeds @BadWrongFun @Ulfra_Wolfe @theZacAttacks octopus skis -> skiopedes
@BadWrongFun @cute_weeds Then the remake it and call it, for some reason sk3.
@cute_weeds Eight Skeights?
@cute_weeds YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT "COMPETITIVE SKIING" AGAIN?
@brokenfingers On my mind 
🎿 🎿 🎿 Three skiis