cilia plath @cute_weeds@glitch.social

Ok you know what I found my fursona:

I did it.

Me: People need to be a lot more conscious and sensitive in how they talk, and retrain habits that subtly reinforce preconceived notions.

Also me: Being gay means youre attracted to the sex

New twist on getting carded in boy mode at the liquor store!

She takes my ID, glances at the birth date and says, “Holy shit sorry. It’s so hard to tell with some people.” (Pauses.) “Girls are the worst. With some girls, you can just never tell.”

True, true.

I want a shirt that says in block letters:

I’M TRANS BUT I CAN’T PROVE IT

My partner has put forward a theory that kit foxes are cuter than fennecs. Because of proportions.

I dunno…

Me to girlfriend: I was talking on mastodon about what to call the cat section of a shop.

Girlfriend to me: You mean … in a sex shop?

😹

Source code is nonbinary

He's such an asshole don't even try.

(Walks over to the turtle aquariums: WEIRD CATS)

"Display" is a weird thing to call it. Not an exhibit or a tank, probly not a pen. 🤷‍♀️

(Goes to the pet store, checks the coast is clear, and covertly sticks an official-looking label on the cats display: NORMAL CATS)

What's a normal cat?

I'm thinking about cats lately. Every cat I know is pretty different:

😼 Cali pulls lots of power moves
Epo is weird and shy
😻 Alice is the best and comes when she's called
🐱 Penny is that girl you know who's breezy and cute and might be kinda sleepy all the time
😾 Fitz is just an asshole

I'm 🙋 pretty ✨cool 😎 if you run 🏃 the numbers 📊

Like. Girl. Read between the lines a tiny bit. 🙄

Every single time a FB "memory" post pops up from before I came out to myself, and I read the depressed and weird shit I used to post: 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️

Reminder that yawning is also a threat gesture, so scare off the day and go enjoy your good dreams.

(POWERING DOowwnɴnɴₙₙₙₙₙ)

alright no sleep and all coffee makes cilia twitchy and impulsive, better hang up the ol' masto for now.

French is so easy y'all.