gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron
policies of new gargron hthr:
1) challenge birdsite jack to trial by combat for supremacy
2) bodyslam his fragile nerd form
3) update mastodon so that every time you load the page you get a new folk punk murder ballad
4) spraypaint "SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME" on every available surface
@HTHR The later two jut makes me imagine you'd be turning the platform into a Tony Hawk game.
@badwrongfun @HTHR
ok but "federated multiplayer skateboarding" doesn't sound like a bad genre, someone should maybe attempt this for real??? π€
@grainloom @HTHR To still evoke the Tony Hawk feel, maybe call it something like Shredland? Because American Wasteland (Sk8tland was the DS version) was the title all about making your own park, but that was single player only.
@sydneyfalk @badwrongfun @grainloom @HTHR
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SHREDWORLD ALREADY EXISTED
@badwrongfun @grainloom @HTHR
I DUB IT SHREDWORLD
MAY IT BE CREATED BY THE INTERNET AND BECOME THE NEXT BIG DAMN THING