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i just stared at a coffee menu for like 5 minutes because i didn't know what half of these things were or why i should care too much :p

maybe i don't fit in too well at the coffee shop lol

Kit Redgrave 🕯 @KitRedgrave

like i know of a few things but there were things here that struck me as hipster or obscure

like what the heck is a cortado or a macchiato

@KitRedgrave is this a rhetorical question or do you want to know?

@KitRedgrave endless subtle variations of milk/espresso

like, what I drink is usually black drip coffee, or straight espresso. or both at the same time.

@KitRedgrave hmmm.... can iiiiii get a large iced americano. but with the water replaced with,...

... uhh...

... espresso. 🤔

@gdkar can i just get, like, 10 espressos in a drip coffee cup? thaanks

@KitRedgrave I was actually in line behind a guy once who ordered 6 shots of espresso, then went and dropped, probably 2 or 3 little shots of creamer into it. It was the strongest latte i've ever seen lol @gdkar

@KitRedgrave you definitely could at peets when iiii was back in HS, at least if they knew you. 🤷

@KitRedgrave the definition depends so much on place and country that they could be anything tbh.. just roll a dice lol

@KitRedgrave they're also steamed milk and espresso but less and less milk. Like if a latte is too milky for you but you don't have an issue with steamed milk per se you might like a cortado

@bea ah okay. milk kinda messes with me in general so i try to avoid it

@KitRedgrave double americano for you then maybe

@bea why would you ruin espresso with water tho

@KitRedgrave drink it longer I guess. I don't generally care for espresso either 🤷

@bea think my go-to thing will just be espresso and drip coffee lol

@KitRedgrave I'm assuming Seattle is similar to Portland in that only about 1 in 10 people know what half the coffee menu means. The rest of us just know the one or two things we like and always order those.

@KitRedgrave If you have any fancy coffee questions lemme know. I work at a specialty coffee shop and am super into the stuff

@KitRedgrave I've heard some of those words my whole life and I still don't know what they mean XD