new shoes @DEATHUNICORN@glitch.social
Unapologetically lame.
prvsly @somethingrelevant || @stuffandthings
In conclusion: When the incompetent, clown-faced megalomaniac steals power and takes over the world, the only thing to do is dust yourself off, pick up the pieces, and keep fighting.
I can’t believe Cookie Monster was behind GDPR all along
I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold. I am not getting a summer cold.
This is weird but does anyone in Vancouver want these shoes? They're a light blueish/grey women's size 9 Oliberte.. I ordered them online and they're just a bit too big/wide for me. Worn maybe a total of 10 days in the past 3 years. I feel bad throwing them out.
My head is so itchy and anything I consume makes it worse. Plz send halp.
Summer has turned into a time when I can never tell if I'm getting a cold or just weather related allergies.
Derp Cove
Fuck these
parsley, sage
rosemary and
CRIME
Excuse me while I have a nacho baby
it's hot
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amazon: so, bought a bike lock, huh?
me: ya
amazon: gonna start showing u bike locks then if u like them so much
me: but I just bought one!
amazon: here's some more you disgusting bike lock lover! why don't u just marry one if u love them so much huh? fuckface. piece of shit.
Time is illegal
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so many butts
HANNIBUTTS
I dont wanna to do things
Hey, how many people on Mastodon pay more than 800$ a month for a room, not an apartment?
